"Oh great. Now I can`t even bargain. But let`s try again." You open your mouth, expecting either words or a bray, but instead a much stranger sensation greets you. " Lady, I`d like to say.... RIIIIPPPPPPPP!" Youy turn around and gasp. A long tail greets you. You yank it and bray in pain. Yep, it`s yours alright. Great, more donkey like and only few more minutes to bargain. What had those dorks on the debate team said?