A man approached Tony and Samantha almost right away. He was thick and muscular and very forward. And it was a good thing he had an over-abundance of self-confidence because what he asked was absurd.
"Before you get started eating ... I realize this sounds strange ... Julie explained about strange fetishes, I hope ... I wander if you," he looked at Samantha, "would join me for a moment."
"We're not in international waters yet," Tony said darkly.
"I don't want sex, not this early in the voyage. No. I just ... I really like watching people eat naked. Samantha, I would like to take you to a room downstairs and watch you eat naked. Would you mind that?"
"Does everyone have a weird fetish?" Tony asked. "Because if so, this is going to be a long cruise...."
"Tony," Samantha felt embarrassed for the man, who had openly laid out his cards and was being far more polite than Tony. She looked at him.