The man rummaged through the box. He needed to find a good pair of testicles he could use for Pleasure Island. There were quite a few black ball sacs filled with baking potato sized testicles, but he wasn't too keen on having animal testicles. He finally found a pair that looked relatively human. The only difference is that they were absolutely covered in thick, wiry pubic hair (it was hairier than any other human balls he had ever seen). Each of the testicles were about the size of a tennis ball, and it looked like the hairy scrotum hung quite far down. Taking a quick sniff, the testicles also exuded a very strong musk.
"What type of testicles are these?", the young man inquired. "Those are genuine Neanderthal balls", the Pleasure Island employee explained. "Those suckers will make you one horny bastard; plus, they might help put a little hair on your chest. But don't worry, if you are weary about picking an animals testicles, those are the perfect choice".
The young man thought about it, and decided on the Neanderthal balls. Paying the store keeper, he took the testicles and the salve and walked into the nearest bathroom. Applying the salve, he attached the hairy testicles to his body. As the salve attached the testicles, the young man felt a pleasant tingling in his genitals. He smiled in anticipation...