"*GrNk* - question," Robbie grunted, sitting down on his haunches in the dirt.
"What?" Micaela asked, tilting her head to the side, not liking where this was going.
"Is Nelson on your side?" He asked, and Micaela immediately looked nervous, twitching a bit as she stepped back.
"... Nelson... Never... Left... School," Dan said, each word laborious and difficult for his reptilian brain to formulate.
"And you *oink* want us to go back there!?" Gina squealed. "He'll kill us!"
"*Arf* worse than that. Tomlinson's got an *arf*my. Er. Army," Henry said, a smirk barely pushing past his tusks. If he could convince them to give up, to not try... "Lions, tigers, bears..."
"Ooohhhhhh, moooyyy," Libby said, wide-eyed. "I was better off with mooooyy bullfriend."
"No, this is just what she Clucking wants! Can't you see?" Micaela pleaded. "We need a unified front!"
"Not worth it," Robbie grunted. "I'd rather keep mating my sow than get eaten by a tiger."
"Of course you'd say that! Of course you'd give up! This is all your fault!" Kelsey fumed.
"Our fault?" Gina squealed.
"She's... Right..." Dan said. "You... Mammals... Just... Had to... Have sex... In class..."
"Exactly," Micaela squawked. "If you two hadn't *cluck*ed each other, none of this would have happened."
Robbie felt annoyed, indignant. Their fault? They hadn't asked for this, they didn't want it. They weren't prepared for the instincts pushing their minds. But he didn't feel like explaining all that. There was one thing he did feel like doing.
"So you all won't like it when I *hrnk* do this," Robbie got up, waddled towards Gina, and shoving his snout in between her hindquarters, began licking gently, sensuously. Gina squealed, her eyes fluttering in pleasure.
"Oh, gross!" Kelsey grumbled.
Neither pig particularly felt like responding.