David Hahn was in the last semester of college when he saw the strange add in his weekly news paper. His was a small farming community and due to the few people in town their paper came with weekly news and adds.
David had already experienced the gut wrenching and mind bending torments of transformation. It seems that last year he found during a summer job one leather bound book and a medallion of great power. As any young man he was then brash and thought himself to be better than those who lived before him.
It was then that he dabbled in the black arts only to find himself changed one evening to a milking cow. Lucky for him the spell was short lived and he returned the next day in his human form.
Who can tell what touched his thoughts when the small add on the last page under jottings offered Trans-porn-formation Testing subject wanted: call 609-555-1212 for information or write to us at......
David had to think about this and how he did wonder what this weird testing would include.
"Trans-Porn-Formation!" he thought to himself.
"Transformation, he'd heard and experienced before but what did the word Porn offer as an insert into the total word," he wondered?
Cheapest is always the best so he sat down and wrote a letter to the company.
Medical Research Co.
1313 Forandring St.
Marquette, MI. 49100
RE: Trans-Porn-Formation Testing
Dear Sirs,
I am a college student and have the coming semester open for making money to continue my education. Please mail me the application and any information about the testing, including payments.
Please rush this as I have recieved other options for Summer work.
Sincerely,
David J. Hahn
The letter dropped into the post office mail box and he wondered the response he'd possibly recieve.