You find that the lips of your vagina are quickly sealing themselves together. Shocked you try to hold them apart but to no avail as they close and leave you with no genetalia! From behind you you feel you rectum closing off an sealing up. Now with no way to go to the bathroom how will you survive?
With no warning, you ears are sucked into your head. You can only feel the screams as your eyes seal and flatten into your head. Your nose slowly plugs up slowly cutting off your air as you continue to scream. Finally your screaming stops as your mouth seals tight as you slowly lose oxygen. Falling to the ground again your belly button opens to reveal a huge sprout that grows to 10 ft. high. With only a few minutes of air left in you your body begins to inflate. Within two minutes your beautiful naked form has been reduced to a hairless, faceless, ball of flesh 10 ft around. As you continue to swell everything that made you human dissolves. This is replaced with a soft goo. Finally you swell to 20 ft around and finally realize you have become a cherry.
Next the baker walks in and says
"You'll make a lot of free samples hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"