Jeff quickly threw a blanket over the window so that problem was solved. Then he thought about what to do next. He couldn't get dressed, not just because his underwear was now inside his balls, but because he couldn't fit his new vacuum penis inside any underwear. He tried putting his bathrobe on but that didn't cover him. He'd already used the blanket on the window so the only things left were the sheets. He tied them around himself like a diaper. Then he headed for the shed hoping no one would notice.
His mom had only just gotten home and his sister had left. His dad and brother were still out as well so his mom was the only one he had to sneak past which was easy since she was busy in the kitchen.
Jeff went outside and crossed the lawn to the shed lugging the huge weight between his legs. Before he went into the shed, he stopped at the big trashcan to empty his balls.
The way his vacuum penis was designed, he had to take the hose and half his scrotum off. He dumped the contents of his balls into the big trashcan and then began fishing for the items he didn't want thrown away. He grabbed out some of the more important papers, his old cock and balls, and the portable emitter, as well as his computer's AC cord. After getting all the important items out of the trash, he refitted the vacuum assembly and went back into the house.
"That felt... amazing..." Jeff thought out loud to himself. "I need to try that again!"
So, Jeff went down to the basement, narrowly avoiding his Mom. Thankfully, it was his chore this week to vacuum and clean in the basement anyways, so why not now? Finding a floor scrubbing attachment from the shop-vac that fit his plastic tube, he attached it, twisting it into place firmly. Steadying himself for another endless orgasm, he slowly pushed his power cord into the wall. As soon as the copper contacts touched, his vacu-penis roared to life, sucking the air down his tube and causing it to explode with debilitating pleasure. He once again just sat for about a minute, getting used to the sensation of orgasming non-stop. Unable to even stand on shaky legs, he falls to his knees and begins to clean the floor.
"Ughhh... this is reaaally tough! I can barely think straight..." Jeff grunts out. It was hard to concentrate, the feeling akin to that initial explosion of cum, but with every particle of dirt it sucked up, it only seemed to grow! As his balls, er, dust pan, filled with grime, his electric orgasm seemed to climb to new heights. Stiffly crawling across the floor, Jeff cleans about half the room before his balls are completely full, unable to suck up anything else. With the last bit that went in, his vacuum automatically shuts off, and he passes out for about 30 seconds, the pleasure simply too great for him to stay conscious.
When he woke up, he...