Every full moon you will transform into a disgusting were-slob, your petite figure will bloat until you are 600 pounds, you will develop very bad gas, meaning you will be unable from belching and farting, you will sweat uncontrollably, and most importantly of all you will forget what a toilet is and you will use your undergarments as a bathroom. When you transform your clothes will grow with you, also nobody will notice you in your were slob form, only that you seem to smell nicer than normal and prettier than normal. Only you will see your form, and if you choose you can make that your actual form, the way you look now will be enhanced slightly as you gain more weight.
"Yeah right twerp, like I'd be the type to be 600 pounds. Go fuck yourself idiot" Jennifer yelled as she slammed down the phone, not knowing Kyle hadn't finished. Kyle monolouged the rest, as a slob you will be hornier and your gas will change anyone into a were slob as well that is of you fart in front of them in your fake form... you really should be thanking me, and maybe you would do the kindness of changing me first, but alas it is a dream.