Jen stepped into the passenger seat and pulled the door shut.
“Hi sweety, how was school?” Mom asked.
“Absolutely awful.” Jen sulked.
“Oh no... What happened?” Mom replied with a look of concern.
“Someone cursed me this morning, and I’ve been dealing with it all day... Even now.” Jen said, painfully aware that the words were coming from of her crotch.
“Cursed? What did they curse you with?” Mom asked as she began to pull out of the parking lot.
“Well, for starters, my mouth and vagina switched places...” Jen replied, knowing that her mom would probably say she was fine.
“Did someone pick on you?” Mom asked.
“No. Nobody cares. People just treat it like it’s normal.” Jen replied as tears began to form.
“Jen. It is normal. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.” Her mom said.
“But that’s the problem... It’s not...” Jen sobbed.
“Jen, when you were born, the doctors told us that you weren’t like the other babies. Do you know what we said.” Mom added.
“No...” Jen replied, a little surprised that the curse affected her mother’s memories.
“We said we would love you no matter what.” Mom finished.
Jen hated that she couldn’t see the problem, but couldn’t reject the sincerity.
She wiped her eyes and said, “Thanks Mom...”
After a short while they arrived back home. Jen tossed her backpack by the door and went up to her room. On her way up the stairs, she felt her stomach churn, then noticed a familiar pressure.
“Oh no... Not that...” She thought, quickening her pace.
She needed to poop. Under normal circumstances it would have been fine, but now her mouth and nose were inches away from her asshole. She sat down on the toilet and pinched the nose in her groin. She pushed, desperate to get this over with as quickly as possible. Even with her nose plugged, the smell was so intense that she could practically taste it. After a few minutes, she finished and leaned forward to wipe. She held her breath as she cleaned off her asshole. Next, she stood up and looked into the bowl to pee.
As the last of her urine dribbled out, she remembered her plan to call Kyle back. Jen wiped her face, pulled on her skirt, then went back downstairs...