She found her brother watching TV on the couch.
“Hey Roy...” She said with a somber tone.
“You sound depressed...” He replied.
“I am depressed, cursed, pissed off, and I’m really tired of everyone asking me what’s wrong and not noticing that it’s right on my fucking face!” Jen shot back.
“Whoa, calm down sis...” He said, turning towards her.
“I’m not your enemy here... Is it something you’d like to talk about?”
“Roy, I’m not supposed to have this here...” Jen said, gesturing towards her pussy.
“Your pussy?” He asked.
“I guess you’re the only girl I know who’s got one up there.”
“Not many brothers get to see their sister’s pussy on a daily basis.”
“Watch it...” Jen said, feeling annoyed.
“It’s true...” He added with a chuckle.
Jen felt a little mischievous and asked, “What exactly are you implying? Do you think your sister’s pussy is cute?”
He laughed then said, “Of all the face pussies I’ve seen, you’ve got the cutest!”
She got the joke and couldn’t help smiling, though she knew that he couldn’t see her mouth under the skirt. She and Roy were like best friends and often joked and flirted with each other, so his comments about her pussy weren’t anything too unusual. Granted, they weren’t always this direct.
She thought about her face then joked, “You’re supposed to be my twin brother. Why is it you don’t have a dick on your face?”