"Oh, shit!" Bryan gasped as he saw his gigantic boss stomp
into the restroom.
He made a frantic search for a hiding place.
All he could see was a long cardboard tube resting on the
floor between the toilet and the wall. It was the emptied
cardboard spool for the toilet paper that some inconsiderate
person hadn't replaced on his last visit to the john.
Bryan scampered the short distance across the floor and
dived into the cardboard tunnel.
His movements were quick, but not quite quick enough to
avoid detection by his boss.
His boss, however, thought he had seen a mouse. He moved
carefully to the paper towel dispenser. He rolled off a wad
of paper towel in each hand and began to move closer to
where he had seen the mouse enter the cardboard tube.
Inside the toilet paper spool, Bryan's heart beats. He
cannot hear anything outside the tunnel.
Suddenly, both ends of the spool are plugged when his boss
stuffs a plug of paper towel into each end, effectively
stuffing Bryan within the cardboard prison.
"Hey!" Bryan yells. "Hell! What's going on? Help!"
But, muffled by the cardboard and paper towels, his shouts
aren't heard.
His boss decides to...