You finally get up the courage to ask about the full body treatment
"You'll be bathed and massaged in things that you will transform you completely!" says the woman as she tries to pull at your towel.
Jerking away you ask about the transformation.
"Oh my dear you'll be turned into a first class show dog of course!"
Now realizing you're in way over your head you rip off the towel and wrap it around the woman's head temporarily blinding her.
Seeing the cellar door is still open you run outside and back into the hole in the wall.
Whew you think that was close. As you catch your bearings you realize that now you're lost in the middle of a forest and you're totally NAKED!