When Jack's doorbell rang, he was very surprised.
He was sure it couldn't be any girl, because he was sitting home watching a playlist of mob wives on television.
As he stood up, he felt hesitant to continue to the door, but for some reason he felt like he really needed to go to the door.
Slowly, he stepped forward until he finally stopped at his rusty old door.
When he opened it, he found no-one to be there, but he did see something on the ground.
Wow! A valentine's gift. Was it from a secret admirer? It had to be, right? Well, hopefully it was something good.
He picked it up and he found it was....