Josh set the bottles of Chad sports drink out for the team to enjoy. Workout had just begun, and coach was working them hard. The players eagerly sucked down the bottles of Chad. He could feel himself draining down the player's throat after each greedy gulp. It got harder and harder to remain aware. He flowed down into their bellies and started to be digested. Chad was broken down by their stomachs into his base minerals and proteins. As their intestines absorbed him and their cells started to use him as fuel, his consciousness slowly drifted off and faded to black.
This should have been the end of him- but it wasn't. Lucky for Chad, it was a very hot day.
The coach worked them especially hard that day. The lineman grunted and snorted, straining and pushing against the sled like the beasts of burden that they were.The running backs and receivers sprinted up and down the field, their chiseled body's dripping with sweat.The defensive backs pummeled their prey, dripping their sweat all over them to mark their victory.
All the exertion in the hot heat caused the players to sweat profusely. Their sweat soaked into their undergarments and uniform. As each player stripped down to hit the showers, they tossed their gear into the passing bin, ready for wash. Their sweat started to drip through and pool down in the bottom clothing. As the sweat collected, a consciousness started to form. As the amount of sweat grew in the bottom of the bin, Chad's thoughts started to reform as if he was waking up from a deep slumber.
The sweaty remains of Chad started to soak into the number 23 uniform at the bottom of the bin. It started to feel as if he almost had a body – he had legs, arms, a chest, but no head, hands, or feet. It was only a uniform. He tried to start to move to try to see if you could flex his new cloth body.
Just then, Josh the Waterboy started to collect all of the laundry and shoved it in the washing machine. He's completely unaware of the new consciousness donning at the bottom of the bin. After a brief moment of clarity, Chad was diluted with the washing water, and started to diffuse into the wash as if he was being digested all over again.The detergents broke him down, and shook him completely loose from any garment he had soaked into.
The washing machine drained, emptying the remains of Chad and everything else down into the sewer.