You're with your buddy Jeff when his smartphone rings. He answers, you hear a distant high pitch whine, and suddenly Jeff is gone. His clothing is there in a heap on top of his shoes, and his cellphone is there. On the phone screen you see a large font message that reads, "YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SPEEDOFAXED".
"Speedofaxed?" you repeat holding the phone as the screen goes black.
You have to do something, tell someone. You look around the Quad. The Dean's Office is nearby. So you run there carrying Jeff's phone, but leaving his clothing where it lays.
"Oh, Ms. Murphy, that new 3D fax machine is amazing. Something is coming through right now," said the dean with his back to you as you enter. He's standing next to a large periwinkle blue machine that looks like an oversize copier.
Panting you sputter, "Speedofax?"
"Oh, yes, the fax is printing a 3-D Speedo. The coach requested them for each of the teammates. This one should be for Jeff Harrison. I'll type your name in next," says the dean.
"No, sir. I'll take that Speedo. Jeff and I are the same size. You can just type his name in again. Okay?" you say grabbing the royal Speedo that just was dispensed by the strange machine. You leave Jeff's phone on the counter as you run out.
The dean a bit flustered and shaking his head is typing Jeff Harrison's name back into the machine. You hear the sound of Jeff's phone ringing as you run away.
The ringing stops suddenly. Someone answered the phone. You pause, should you go back? No. You look at the Speedo. Could that be Jeff? It must be! Why didn't you tell the dean? Duh, because you want to wear Jeff really bad. You duck into the basement and find the men's room. Your underwear is in your backpack now, and you're wearing your new Speedo under your clothing.