Doug continued to drink the beer. The keg should have been empty but now but somehow the flow of beer kept going. Doug stopped for a minute and looked at Nathan, then he had an epiphany. Nathan was becoming more human but nathan was not becoming less of a beer keg. Nathan now had arms and legs and a head but his spigot was still completely a spigot.
Then Doug looked at himself and he was not any less of a pizza. He now had arms and legs and a head but his sausage was still a sausage.
"We need to experiment." Doug said remembering how Nathan had already bitten off and eaten Doug's sausage but it grew back. "Eat my sausage."
Nathan quickly did so giving Doug another orgasm. Then Doug watched as his sausage that had been bitten grew back to normal.
"Try that again."
Nathan ate more sausage but Doug's sausage grew back. Then Doug got bolder in his experiments asking Nathan to eat more and more. He finally asked Nathan to eat him all up, "But save some crust."
The orgasmic pleasure Doug felt being eaten was incredible. It just went on and on until Doug was nothing but a pizza crust. And just as Doug expected, Doug grew back from being just a pizza crust until he was a giant pizza again with a giant sausage and to giant balls of cheese.
Then he noticed that Nathan had turned back into a beer keg. He still had arms legs and a head but his torso was completely keg.
"I think I figured it out. Being turned on makes us more human but orgasms turn us back into food. I don't know if it's even possible to restore us completely."
Doug thought for a second and then tore a piece of himself off and hid that piece where no one would look for it.
"I'm not going to try to become human anymore. I'm just going to grab that transformation device before it does any more damage. If I get eaten, there will still be a part of me to grow into more pizza. I can be an endless supply of pizza.
Doug made his way back down the hall toward the kitchen. Before he could get to the transformation device, Danny and Matthew stumble into the kitchen completely drunk.
Danny, "Whoa dude, I see a walking pizza." He tears a portion of Doug off and starts eating.