“Nice job, kid!” the mule piped up from its stall. “Nothing like putting an arrogant warrior in her place, and giving her a little… taste of her own medicine.”
But instead of a smug sense of satisfaction, Mika felt a touch uneasy. Had that really been necessary? Audrey wasn’t evil, just… difficult. By turning her into his loincloth, wasn’t he as much a monster as Robin & his master had been? He tugged uncomfortably at Audrey, and lost in his thoughts, failed to see the approaching uppercut before it was too late.
Sprawled out on the floor in agony, Mika felt the rock wrenched from his hand and his loincloth stripped off. Looking up, he saw Jess, together with a restored & seething Audrey, her face an lurid shade of purple and glaring at him with bloodshot eyes.
“Oh you just dug your own grave!” Audrey yelled as she thrust her sword forcefully at Mika’s chest. There was a sharp thwack and the sound of wood splintering as Jess blocked the blow with her staff.
“Now don’t be hasty. You’re as much at fault as he is.”
“What do you mean it’s MY fault?”
“He just wanted to be left alone in peace. And you insisted on taunting & harassing him.”
“But he smooshed my FACE against his…. ohhh I’m so going to chop off those dick and balls!” Audrey swung her sword again as Mika clapped his hands to his groin in terror.
“Will you quit whirling that thing around like a rampaging bull!” Jess seized Audrey’s hand impatiently. “Though… I do rather like that last idea of yours.” An icy shiver ran down Mika’s spine. “But I have a better way, one that will also grant him the freedom he desires, plus give me something that I’ve always wanted.”
Mika felt a gentle glow enveloping himself. His body grew slender & delicate as his hips widened and his butt pushed out. His facial features softened, his blond hair cascaded down to his shoulders, and all traces of filth vanished. Realizing what was happening, he grabbed at his privates in desperation, only to feel them shrink, shrivel and finally completely disappear as they withdrew back into his body, leaving behind a small slit in their wake.
Shaking his head, he felt woozy as a medley of new and old memories swirled chaotically inside. Standing up shakily, he blinked, confused & dazed. His… her name was… Mia? What was she doing in this smelly stable? And why was she nude? Embarrassed, she blushed and tried covering herself with her arms. “Mommy, please may I have some clothes?” she gave Jess a sweet, innocent look.
“Of course, darling.” Jess walked over, pulled off her cloak and draped it around Mia, giving her new daughter a warm, affectionate hug.