You have a very unsettling night's sleep, full of bizarre sexual dreams of what would might have happened to you the preceding day. Really, this entire experience feels like one big nightmare You hope to wake up back in your real body as your eyes start to open, but no such luck.
You take a moment to think things over. You're in this crazy research computer, which apparently also hosts a bunch of games and so forth that people play on regular computers. Well, it explains the jiggle physics. You can't do anything to change your body directly, but apparently you can find things that change you, and you can change everything else around you, and if you return to "empty space" that Melanie person can fix you up, but she doesn't really seem too confidence.
Well, the obvious thing to do would just be to just... conjure up some sort of magic wand to zap yourself back to normal but... you aren't really quite sure how that'd actually work. You could make a wand, sure, but how it would work is just as much a mystery of fixing yourself up. You managed the wardrobe before though, so you're confident about that much... what you really need to do is just get out of this crazy RPG.
Thinking for a moment, you figure the best way out of here is down. You've played plenty of games where you've fallen through some crack in the floor and just ended up falling into a void forever. That's basically what you want, isn't it? So, you concentrate, a spot of floor melts away, and looking down you see... well, just sort of a blue void. You ponder things for a while before diving in and...
Well, you fall. Looking up, you can see the underside of the simple wood floor shrinking into the underside of the surrounding wilderness, but otherwise there's no real way to tell how fast you're moving. You kind of expected to be back to a grid and floating text but.... well, you didn't really think this through. You think about creating a room or something but if you're falling, would you just hit it at terminal velocity? And when you created a wardrobe before, it formed out of the ground.... there isn't any ground here. Not wanting to risk anything, you just wait for help. Melanie's bound to notice this eventually, right?
At least a good hour goes by before you see some text.
OOH, FELL OUT OF THE GEOMETRY DID YOU? HANG ON, LET'S FIX THAT REAL QUICK...
"Wait no!" you shout! "I was trying to get out of that game and back to that... what's it called, empty void space place, or whatever!
HUH? OH, YOU'RE IN THAT NEW TEST THEN? SURE ONE SEC.
Suddenly, you're no longer falling. "Thanks. I guess this isn't Melanie, but can you fix my body and get me... I don't know, somewhere that isn't this void or that fantasy game? That witch there turned me into a little girl and before that there was this guy who..."
YEAH SURE HANG ON, AGE IS AN EASY FIX.
You're cut off mid-sentence, snapped back into that odd T-pose from when your body was first created. Rapidly you are returned to the overly hippy adult form you were in before the witch got hold of you.
OH WOW, I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN. SOMEONE REALLY REALLY MESSED WITH YOUR MODEL HERE...
There's a very bizarre feeling as various parts of your legs and hips shrink and expand, stretch and contract. It's very disconcerting.
YEAH, YOU'RE ALL MESSED UP, AND THERE'S A BUNCH OF WEIRD GAME TAGS STUCK ON HERE TOO... LET'S JUST START FRESH.
What little you can see of your body as you face forward disappears. Shortly thereafter you a bit of hair falls across your eyes, and you can move once again.
THERE YOU GO. THIS IS FROM MY OWN CUSTOM SKIN COLLECTION, I THINK YOU'LL DIG IT. ANYWAY HERE'S A DOOR TO SOMETHING MORE STABLE AND POPULAR, I'VE GOTTA GO FILL A REPORT IN ON THOSE SCRIPT KIDDIES WHO MESSED WITH YOU. HAVE FUN!
You shout "Wait!" but whoever it is has clearly left. So you take stock of things. You're naked again, and still a woman, with red hair. Otherwise, when you summon up a mirror, nothing looks at all familiar.
You're unbelievably hot. Short and curvy, but not some exaggerated cartoon character like you were earlier. In the confines of what a real human woman would look like... after a lot of photoshop work. Big breasts, but not TOO big, and natural looking. Totally shaved, or... just naturally hairless eveywhere below the scalp, with this thick wavy dark red mane falling across one of your eyes. Pushing that aside, you have huge deep blue eyes with thick lashes, giving yourself a come-hither look without even trying, and full pouty lips turned up in a smirk.
You find yourself getting pretty turned on, which is a bit distressing with the wrong equipment, and notice you still look pretty sexy when surprised. A little experimentation shows you're just sort of stuck with that sort of expression. You can't quite open your eyes all the way, or get rid of that little smirk. You seem to be wearing makeup in your reflection too, but it can't be rubbed off. Apparently that's just "natural" too.
Well, you shouldn't just stand here staring at yourself all day. Unless you want to wait here for more text to appear, you may as well summon up something to wear and see if this new door leads you somewhere safer.