You look down, and the tail is still there. You run over, and lock the door, then sit slumped on the bed. "Aw, man, what am I gonna do now?" Then, your stomach growls, and you realize how hungry you are.
"Can't think on an empty stomach." You put on a shirt, and a pair of jeans. With the tail pointing down, nothing looks out of the ordinary. You head down into the kitchen, and open the fridge. You notice a plate of raw steaks on the table, they've just finished defrosting.
What do you eat?