"Why are you happy about this!? You have a tail! As in an animal tail! You are a boy!" You cry.
"Am I?" He asked honestly. "I sure don't feel like one. I feel free." The boy twirled his tail, hitting you with the tassel at the end. "Speaking of which, are you sure you are a boy? Feel your ears."
You run your hands up and down the length of your ears. They stand at least a foot above your head. Continuing your exploration, you feel the inside. Past the messy fur, you feel a velvety layer of hair on the inside of your soft ears. It reminded you of the times you petted donkeys at the zoo.
"It feels good doesn't it?" The boy asked. "Don't they feel better than your old ears?"
Your brain started to muddle. He had a point....but he also had a tail! Humans didn't have tails!!