Carl had been following you around for longer than you could remember. He had always had a horrible stutter, struggling to form words under duress.
You thought it was adorable, but you didn't want to get caught in too many office relationships. That would have way too bad for your reputation;
nobody wanted to be the office bitch.
Like always, Carl was stuttering.
"H-he-hey... Joanne? A are you... there?"
You can see him wandering around in the blackness all too clearly... as can your scaly lover.
He swoops down, and vigourosly wraps himself around Carl. Carl squeaks, but the snakeman passionately kisses him as he had dne with you, forcing him to the ground.
Carl struggles desperately to getcaway for a few seconds, but to no avail. The snake has entrapped him!