You slip into the copier room, and peek around the corner. Chad Jones was a 6' 2" tall thin muscled 24 year old man. He walked up to Terry's desk, and leaned in way too close with his tightly tented trousers inches from Terry's face. You take you shot. Nothing seems to happen at first, but when Chad stands up straight, the erection slides down his pant leg. He feels something in his pant leg, and shakes it. It falls out of the bottom of his pant leg, and rolls across the office floor. Chad shrieks.
Terry laughs, "All this time you've been stuffing your crotch with a dildo!"
"No, no, no!" Chad says dropping down on his knees, and picking up his detached penis. He can still feel it, as if it were attached.
The boss comes into the bullpen and shouts at Chad, "Get that thing out of here now, Chad. What were you thinking?"
"Sorry, sir, but it just fell off. I have to go to the hospital."