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Kevin changes his IQ

added by Joe Mansen 8 years ago I O

Before Kevin walked into the dance club, he decided to be smart about it. That is, make himself not only have an extremely high IQ, but make himself become extremely wise as well. He wrote a few things in the notebook, then walked into the club.

When Kevin walked in, he was appalled. What he saw was broken walls and ugly dancers. He ran out to his fancy new BMW, and wrote that the club would be "beautiful, with the best dancers ever". He thought about adding in something about floating platforms, but decided it would be good enough anyway.

Kevin walked back into the club, and found that his dreams had come true. Apparently, his note reflected what he personally wanted, even without telling the notebook. There were incandescent lights everywhere - even though they were discontinued a while back. There was velvet carpet, and before you stepped on, you were to take your shoes off to keep from wrecking the carpet, and the stage was made of mica, and quartz - two very inexpensive but dazzling rock types. The lower part of the stage was mica, up until the part where you would stand on it. that was all quarts. Or so you thought. The stage had 3-inch thick glass above it, and there were rocks being rubbed by electric motors onto the quartz lighting the stage, something that is little-known to many people, that that creates light. Everything else (besides the carpet) was made of wood, including the walls and ceiling. the floor was a stained oak, and the walls a clear-stained pine.

Kevin thought he had died and gone to heaven, but he remembered he made himself immortal. He decided to test his IQ on the bartender - there was a bar. The bartender was a nice old man who thought that Kevin worked a little too hard on his appearance, and Kevin had to admit, he might've been right - at least a little bit overboard, but he would worry about that later. He had some questions for the bartender. First he asked if the man knew what the first commercially produces motorcycle brand was. The man replied. "Harley-Davidson".

Kevin thought for a moment, then said "Nope. it was Marsh". He was surprised at the fact that he knew that, but not THAT surprised. "That's a common mistake. Have a good night." Kevin walked away.


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