Further on, you come across two stocky guys with long ears who are wrestling in the grass, snorting and grunting with effort. Both have taken their shirts off and you notice how hairy their backs are - how thick their head hair is too, and how it has grown down the napes of their necks.
"Look good heee haww hairy," Johnny comments, watching them. "But why they nawwt got tails?" His own tail swishes across his buttocks.
"Nawwt sure," you answer, staring at the guys' backsides. "But butts are HUGE hee haww!"
"Yeeaaaww - DONKEY butts!" Johnny grins. "Maybe they rip through pants?"
You both guffaw and bray, and then move on, your tails swishing happily.
Rounding a corner, you come across another big lad, who does have a tail, who is trying to break down a fence - but it's tougher than it looks. The boy swears angrily, turning away, then suddenly drops on all fours. Facing away from the fence and snorting noisily, he raises his backside into the air and kicks out with his legs with full force.
"Yeeehawwww!" you yell excitedly as his feet slam into the boards and two of them splinter. "Way to go, dude!"
The boy looks at you briefly and then bucks again, this time more fluidly - he's clearly getting the hang of it. As he does, his sneakers split, but he doesn't seem to care. All he's bothered about is breaking down the fence.
"Heeee Hawwww! HEEEE HAWWWWWW!" he brays as he bucks and kicks.
"Come awwwnn!" Johnny urges, taking you by the arm. "We do that too heee hawww! That FUN!"