“Heeeee Haw!!!!” You bray that it is your turn. You don’t feel like talking right now. As you try to grip the stick, you realize you can’t. But you see something better. Your hands have been replaced with hooves. You bray at Johnny, losing interest in pool and wanting some grass. Standing up from the table, you feel yourself almost balloon out as you fall onto your front hooves, feeling complete. You look over to see a brown donkey trotting out beside you.
“Hawhawhawhawhawwwwwww!” The raucous laughter echoes as you head out. Craning your long neck back you see some kids have taken your places at the table, all are laughing at you and Johnny, as you watch you see a tail rip through a boy’s shorts, but he just keeps laughing as he goes back to his beer.
Not caring about the strange looking donkeys in the pool hall, you and the brown donkey graze contentedly.