Bryan thought about it for a while, and decided on the Neanderthal Zone in the Prehistoric area. Being devolved into a muscular, hairy, primitive being, while still remaining partially human, appealed to him. He just had to make sure that he did not engage in sex with anyone here, or else he would risk being stuck as a hairy stinky caveman forever! He walked through the gates, and an attendant told him to strip. “Here”, the attendant says, offering him a dirty (and obviously previously worn loincloth, judging by the smell). “Put this on; it will help with the transformation. In addition, Pleasure Island bar has a wide variety of beverages to enhance or speed along the changes as well”. Bryan slipped into the loin cloth and thought about it “you know, I am a bit nervous, maybe a drink would calm me down”.
Stepping into the zone, he could see that most of it looked very much like a jungle, but towards the entrance were some amenities, like the aforementioned bar. While walking towards it, the first thing Bryan noticed was the smell! It smelled like a locker room in here. Body odor and musk hung heavy in the air. “Uggh, this is kind of gross”. Approaching the bar, Bryan could see the bartender was also a caveman; he was incredibly hairy and stunk pretty bad. He had wild tufts of hair sticking out of his chest and armpits, with hair so thick on his arms it looked like a sleeve!
“What you have?” he grunted in a frighteningly deep voice.
Bryan decided and looked at the choices:
Heavy Brow Beer, Cave Cock Cider, Body Hair Heineken, Dirty Musk Meade, Hairy Pit Punch, Back Hair Brew, and many many other choices!
Bryan ascertained that each drink would aid in a specific aspect of a caveman transformation. He thought about it, and then said “I’ll have a……..”