The simple sight of the Ointment Shop was to say the least a comfort! Although parking the car was rather difficult as hoofs don't aid in holding on and turning the stearing wheel.
As I got close to the front door another young man walked out his one hand stuffed down the front of his pants while the other hand wiped a line of sweat from his brows. As if his mind was elsewhere he bumped into me and with one look at my hands or hoofs he lit out on a run.
The tinkle of that little silver door bell was a comfort again to me but the look I received from the Proprietor was to say, less then friendly.
"Well I can see you've have quite the time!" chidded the Old Man.
"Look, what can you do about these?" I asked or rather begged.
He looked at me, then donning some laytex gloves he began to make a survey of the hoofs, one by one. A quick look at the ointment jar he shook his head. "One wierd problem after another!" he said as if sounding like this just never happened before.
He looked into my eyes and again shook his head saying, "Your not as bad off like the man before you came! He wanted my best penis enlargement salve and then made a fool of himself. Crazy guy used the salve, then sat and watched xxxx rated videos. He was so in tune with his lust and the video he never gave a thought to what he was eating. Yup, came in screaming my salve gave him a horses sized penis but turn it orange. I looked at his problem and after just a couple of questions learned he'd been eating Cheeze'O's with his movies, no wonder the penis turned orange! Now lets look at you collamity."
Soon he was paging through a large book and then stopping to read it ever more carefully he smiled. "The book would suggest a good week more as the animal but in a very controlled place with out any female scents nearby. I suggest being a lone pony boarded and told to keep you from others. One full seven day week is needed and let the ointment run it's full course." said the Old Man.
I looked down and wondered where I could get this all arranged and kept so tiddy?