"Well, actually...." Megan said, where she then quickly delivered a swift kick to Kyle's groin, causing the hunky Santa to fall down on one knee, grabbing his crotch with both hands, grunting from the pain. After all, Megan's reindeer toe hooves were like organic spikes, so it basically hurt like hell for him. "That's what I planned to do, ya sick bastard!!" Megan yelled, quickly performing a mid-air Roundhouse Kick toward the side of Kyle's face, knocking the muscle-bound Saint Nick onto his back.
Unfortunately for Kyle, Megan wasn't done with him yet, as the reindeer girl put a firm foot down on Kyle's throat, looking down at him with a set of violent and angry eyes, as if she was threatening him. "Listen here, *Santa*: If I EVER see or get word that you or your *Elves* are hurting Jen or Liz, whether it would be physically, mentally, or emotionally...I will put you through the Christmas equivalent of H-E-L-L! You understand what I'm telling you, Santa Junior!?!"
The only response that Kyle could let out was a simple nervous nod, obviously he had forgotten about how protective Megan was toward Jen and Liz, along with unintentionally forgetting that Megan was a 3-Time Black Belt in both Krav Maga & Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. "Good."Megan said, delivering a content smirk on her face, where she then put her hooved foot off of Kyle's neck, walking away from him, as she made her way toward the dorm room door.
"*grunt* You can't do that to me! I'm freaking Santa Claus!!" Kyle yelled, roaring at the top of his lungs toward Megan, as the reindeer girl looked at him with a serious and grim look on her face and answered, "No. You are NOT Santa. You're just a Scrooge, and nothing else. Now scram before I decide to bring my metal bat out!" Although he had his butt handed to a reindeer girl, Kyle didn't need to be told twice to leave, as he slowly stood back up onto his feet and walked away from the dorm rooms. After all, he got what he came for, and what's done is done. Besides, he felt like karma was a violent mistress, especially from seeing the look on Jen's tear-ridden face moments ago before receiving a reindeer kick to the family jewels.