At the announcement that for the next hour the ladies would drink for free there were cheers from everyone. Well, everyone except Carl who just wanted to go back to being a man and go home.
For the next hour Carl turned down about 20 drinks before finally reluctantly ordering a margarita. He held that in one hand and with the other covered up his top the best he could. Carl's wife Wendy on the other hand could barely hold down her booze. She was downing drink after drink and getting more and more crazy. She was rubbing and grinding against anyone who came in contact with her. And as Wendy got friskier and drunker, Carl got more and more angry. After he finally finished his margarita he mustered up the courage to confront his magical wife.
Carl roughly pulled her away from a group of guys and when they got away from just about everyone said, "Look, you've made it painfully clear that you want to just fool around. Well fine, you have my permition. Are you happy? Now just go have your fun and turn me back into a guy and leave me alone for a while."
Wendy's look went from being very happy to being very angry to being very mischievous. She had a grin on her face that sent chills down Carl's spine. "Oh Carly Carly Smarly Mcbarly." Wendy said drunkenly. "It just wouldn't be right for me to have all this fun down here and you go back to being a stuffy guy in the room. Nope nope nope. You're going to have a fun time whether you want to or not."
Carl's eyes went wide, "Now Wendy, don't do anything foolish. I-I am having fun. See?" Carl lied as he desperately downed a shot to try to waylay Wendy's twisted wrath, but it seemed to be too late. Wendy said, "You know what I wish for?"