"Besides, it isn't exactly my fault that I farted just now. One of the Zookeepers thought it would be funny to just put some spices in my food. You know, the kind that causes someone to fart a lot?" The dragon explained to me, as she changed into a much fatter version of her 4-legged form that I originally saw. From there, she laid her corpulent form onto her side, still looking at me and said, "So, with all due respect human, but....c-can you please rub my belly?"
Obviously scratching my head a little out of confusion, I looked at the obese dragon and asked, "Um, why would you want me to rub your belly?"
"Because it's the only way to get rid of the gas from those stupid spices inside my stomach. Plus, I.... She replied, blushing a little before continuing her speech and said, "...I've been here all alone with no one to talk to. Believe me, it gets rather depressing when that happens."
So, I was left with two choices; Either I decide to help this fat dragon out with her bellyache, or just haul ass and leave. However, in the end though....