Jake wandered over to where the cock-size adjuster app was advertised where an outdated iPhone showed a cheesy graphic of a penis growing and shrinking. Below it was a QR Code and a message that read, 'Limited Time Offer: Free 24 hour use of cock adjuster'. Intrigued and amused, he scanned the code and opened up the app.
[Your maximum erect cock size is; 5.4 inches in length, and; 5.2 inches in girth.] The two figures pop up on his screen with sliders for him to adjust his size.
"This has got to be a joke," he said despite the fact that it had gotten his measurements spot on. He'd always tried tricking himself into believing that he was actually six inches long, but in reality he knew he was swinging closer to the tune of five and a half. "Even so..." Tapping the length sliders, he spreads his fingers upward until it reaches six inches and clicked enter. Nothing happens.
"Figures, I knew it was too good to be true." He's about to shut down the app when a thought hits him. It said, 'erect cock size', right now he was still soft. Curious, he hustled out of the store and made a bee line for the men's bathroom. All he had to do was nip in a stall, stroke himself till he was hard, and then check to see if his cock had grown any.
However, reaching the mall's bathroom he realized that there was one problem with his plan. All three of the toilets were in use, and of the four urinals, the was already someone at either end, a tall black guy on one end and a little Asian kid on the other. He'd have to choose...