Having the necklace, Evan said, "I wish you both were gay fairies like us. We can't have you being satyrs now."
Bill and Dan began shrinking, becoming fairies.
Mike asked, "I thought you didn't want to be a gay fairy."
Evan said, "I don't want to be a gay fairy but since I'm a gay fairy, we might as well have some fun. I wish I was striped with sapphire blue and aquamarine." His wings looked like butterfly wings.
Mike said, "Alright, then wish for me to be emerald and turquoise. Then let's go find some boys to play with." His hair turned green including his pubic hair. He had dragonfly wings. While Evan's hair styled itself into a wavy pattern like the ocean, Mike's hair grew bushy like a forest.