She Stalked the 2 girls through the store till them stopped to look.
She followed them to the hoochie section as she liked to call it, The section with all the tight little dresses and revealing clothing.
She aimed the remote at the 2 girls and pushed the #1 button. Nothing seemed to happen.
she hid behind a rack.
She looked again. Did They looked a little different?
Were their clothes always that tight and revealing?
It was hard to tell from where she was standing, but they actually looked thinner and more top heavy.
'Did this thing work?' she thought to herself.
She turned it at herself and pushed the same button.
She looked into it so see if she could see a light.
The light blinded her in her eye.
She felt dizzy and blind in one eye.
She stumbles backwards grabbing at a rack and pulling a dress off instead.
She finally regained her vision and stood up straight.
A sales girl came over to help her.
'Are you alright?' she asked Linda
Linda Nodded.
'Would you like to try that on?' the sales lady asked.
Linda looked at the tiny dress in her hand.
'Are you kidding?' she said 'this wouldn't fit over my.....' She Stopped midsentence and her jaw dropped as she caught a glimce of her refection in a mirror.