You are out grazing when a bull comes out and mounts you. You start to
mown as the bull starts to thrust into you time seems to move slowly. You snap
back to reality after the bull leaves you are startled to find that you enjoyed that.
But you wonder what the bull was thinking since you are male and can't get pregnant.
9 months later.
With a final push the new baby calf comes into the world. SO much for not getting pregnant.
You then proceed to bring the new calf to your udder wear it begins to nurse. While you are
doing this you feel a light touch at your thigh. You look and see a little human baby and by the
looks of it its hungry so you bring the baby next to your calf and let it nurse to.