My Nice Single Imp Life: Day 9:
I still have eleven days before my family shows up! Not sure how long until Shelly, Leslie, Kayla, and Gina show up! But I know it's gonna be a blast when they do!
It's incredible, I've known Ja'shith for less than ten days, and I already know I want him as my husband! Of course, heh heh, being imps, being married works a little different.
For starters, we imps are kinda, well, blank down there. Like a barbie doll. We don't have nipples either. We never needed them, it wasn't what we were made for originally after all. I don't mind really saying good bye to that, thinking about it now, it's awkward to imagine having that hole between my legs.
Nudity isn't really a taboo among imps, we wear them out of ceremony or because they look nice . . . that thing were humans are scared of showing their own bodies, we don't feel it, at all. My fellow imps gave me the overalls and shirt because they knew I was still getting used to being an imp. I go around bare foot and don't mind at all, nothing really cuts me until it was enough to go through my foot, and the shoes wouldn't really matter then anyway.
What typical imps wear, looking like five year olds in spite of being most of us being hundreds, if not thousands, of years old, might be a bit disrupting to humans. But it's not like we'd show anything anyway. Ja'shith told me he's met one or two imps who are millions of years old! I wonder if he was fibbing just to tell a good story.
Lying isn't considered as bad among imps as it is among you humans. For us it's like not saying 'hi' to someone is for you. Sure, it can be rude, but nothing to get angry over.
Also, stealing is . . . well, what can COUNT as stealing is another matter all together. It only counts as stealing if the one you take it from ISN'T looking when you take it. Otherwise, if you can take it, and hold onto it, it's yours. And 'not getting caught' is just another game. Heh. What can I say, everything is a game to us. :-D
Another one of my new friends I've made since I became an imp, Lilli'ith, is already making dresses that'll be perfect for Shelly, Leslie, Kayla, and Gina, and the rest of my family when, oh excuse me, if they become imps like I've become.
I'm already picking out food for the reception! Rock candy! Malts! Chocolate! Red vines! Cake! Lots of cake! Ice-Cream! Apple juice! Grasshoppers! Snakes! Pizza! And a super special spice that's an imp specialty!
Don't get the wrong idea, we imps CAN give, but as a rule, we prefer when we give for it to be a surprise when we can.
HEH! I think I'm gonna go batty waiting 11 more days for my wedding! Maybe I should spend this time to actually get to know Ja'shith better. We're gonna be together for eternity after all: Him, me, my family, and my friends. Having fun forever. :-D :-D :-D