Jeff hears a beeping sound, kind of like an alarm, coming from the Chronovac. A robotic voice starts, "WARNING! Chronovac going into overdrive! Changes alter species and add abnormal physical attributes permanently. Do you still wish to continue?"
Jeff thinks fast about the possible consequences, not finding any. "What's the worst that could happen", he mutters. After all, what the Chronovac has done so far has been spectacular.
"Here goes nothing..." says Jeff. He clicks "YES". Jeff immediately senses the changes taking place. His body, which he thought couldn't possibly get any hairier, is about to do so. In just a matter of ten minutes, his body will be physically altered into a new species.
A now familiar tingling and warmth occurs in Jeff's body, but not in the common places. Jeff takes off his shoes and starts rapidly scratching his foot soles, noticing thick, curly, dark hair sprouting all over his foot as he does so. That's weird, he thinks. Huh, I'll get used to it. His toes, soles, and tops of his feet are now as hairy as Bigfoot.
Next, the tingling feeling is in Jeff's hands, as they undergo the same process as his feet: itchiness then indescribable hair growth. But he starts feeling strange when, just like his sole, his entire hand sprouts new thick hair, including the palms and fingers.
Jeff is excited about this, however, and really wants it do keep going, and it does. As well as most of his body getting even thicker and hairier, Jeff gets the sensation this time from his pubic area. He pulls down his boxers, only to find his massive member sprouting thick, brown hair at an unnatural rate. All over, from the base where there is a jungle already, to the tip of his penis.
"Oh. My. God", Jeff expresses, "This is freaking awesome!"
Just when he thought getting hairier wasn't possible, he had to think again. Jeff's tongue was now going hairy and fuzzy. He tried to speak properly, but it was impossible. All that came out was a muffled shout.
Last to change (9 minutes had passed) was his face and ears. His face suddenly started to itch dramatically and he couldn't control himself nor resist the urge to scratch. Places where he thought impossible to grow hair, his nose, temple, forehead and everywhere inbetween grew prominent, luscious, thick brown hair. His ears did so too, and it took Jeff a few seconds to start hearing properly.
"Changes complete. Have a nice day.", came the same robotic voice as before.
"Wow", exclaimed Jeff, "I'm a freaking beast". And he was right. Because now, virtually everything on him had a thick, brown coat of hair on it. From his head, right down to his toes.
But wait, he thought. It said I'd change species? What am I now then. He stared at himself and his all new body which he loved heaps for several minutes. And then he realised.
"I'm a Sasquatch!"