“Finders keepers!” You say to yourself as you take the unopened plastic package containing the latex underpants and the note home with you. While walking home you wonder who could have left this lying on the side of the street. Perhaps they threw it out? You think to yourself, but you then think that this makes little sense. If someone didn’t throw it out, then why was it lying there?
“Only stupid people throw out something new.” You say to yourself as you approach your home.
You open your door and walk into your house, closing the door behind you and then decide to go upstairs. Turning left into your bedroom you place the sealed package containing your find on your nightstand next to your bed. You then lie down on your bed, thinking about your day, and if you should put on that garment now that you are in the privacy of your own home.
"I wonder how well this will fit me..." you think to yourself, looking at your new, shiny, black rubber underwear.