Grabbing the bottle you find a label that says, " Caution! These pills will cause extreme slobbieness! Side effects include extreme flatulence, swelling, gaining weight, growing taller, sweating, upset stomach, extreme hunger, diarrhea, loss of bladder control, loss of bowel control, extreme urination, extreme feces, extreme belching,constipation, slight mental regression and immobility."
Grinning at each side effect, you open the bottle and swallow every pill.
Suddenly, your stomach begins moaning loudly,the rumbling inside it is violent. You then fart very loud for 30 seconds straight. The smell is horrible but is pure arousal to you.
Waddling to a nearby tree, you sit down underneath it. You begin to tear off it's branches and start eating them. It appears you could eat anything now, probably thanks to the pills. After a while, and with great strength, you rip the entire tree out of the ground and swallow it whole.
You admire your now 15 foot tall and 1,000 pound body, rubbing it up and down rhythmically. You then begin to waddle towards the nearby lake for a drink. each gulp of fresh water felt refreshing and cool. After finishing your drink, you find something strange. A glass window. More specifically, a window of an exhibit. It was impressive how big this zoo made this environment. You then realized that you were the zoo's new attraction they were advertising about. You would be mad, but as long as they let you continue being such a slob, you were fine with it.
You see people looking at you, just staring. You feel a bit embarrassed that you were arousing your self when others, but that quickly changed to being a showoff as you pressed your belly up against the glass. Surprisingly, everyone was in awe of you, each one talking about how magnificent you were.This might be more fun then you thought.