Jake got a speedo that was large.
Jake put it on.
Suddenly Jake saw his belly growing.
Jakes hair started turning white while his skin became rosy.
Jake even grew a beard.
Jake felt his belly getting bigger, rounder, and fatter.
Soon the speedo fit.
Jake saw his new body and realized he looked like santa.
Exscept he was in a speedo.
Jake didn't like his new fat body and tried taking it off but it wouldn't come off.
Then RIIIIIIIIPPPPPP.
THE SPEEDO BROKE.
Jake thought he was going to change back but he didn't he started crying.
When the clerk came in he said that if Jake didn't break the speedo he could turn back to normal but he broke it and now he had his new body permantly.
The clerk told Jake he had to pay for the speedo and to hurry back to the north pole.
Jake paid for thebspeedo and a santa suit.
Jake knew he had a new job since this was his new life.
Then Jake left to the north pole.