Question 12: If you were a girl, how tall would you be?
Being 6'2", you've always enjoyed your height. But, for a girl, you always liked the shorter ones. Height was more of a masculine thing anyway, so you write '5'0"'.
Slowly, unnoticeably, you begin to shrink as you read the next question:
Question 13: If you were a girl, how large would your boobs be?
Embarrassedly, you once again check to see if anybody is watching you. Failing to notice how femininely you tuck a loose strand of blonde hair behind your ear, you glance around.
Returning to the question, you think about how hot boobs were - what self-respecting male didn't love them? You knew girls complained about back pains, but they always wanted larger boobs anyway. With that in mind, you answer, 'large and perky; D-cup at least'.
As soon as you answer, your chest felt slightly swollen. Gradually, breasts begin to grow underneath your clothes, but - not knowing this - you continue.
Question 14: How would you dress? Would you carry a handbag?
Casting your mind back to the feminine types of girls you liked, you deftly respond, 'I would dress very girly. I would only wear skirts or dresses, and would always show a lot of cleavage and leg. I would always wear at least 5-inch high heels.' ("Why not?" you think. "It's not like this girl's doing anything sporty.") 'I would always carry a clutch purse, not a handbag.'
You don't realise that you giggle to yourself upon writing this.
You reflect that you are answering this questionnaire more as if you were describing your dream girl than yourself.
Meanwhile, you once again neglect the changes to yourself. A cool breeze washes over your body; you are now wearing a miniskirt that doesn't even reach mid-thigh, and a cleavage-bearing tank top that exposes your midriff. Breasts continue to grow on your chest, and your height continues to diminish.
Your high heels add an extra inch under the desk, and a purse appears beside you.
Engrossed, however, you read on.
Question 15: Would you paint your nails?
This was a girly-girl necessity, 'Yes. I would paint them a different girly style every day'.
Your nails glazed over as a shiny pink polish covered them.
Question 16: Would you wear jewellery?
Again, you thought that this was another thing you loved on girls. 'I would wear lots of jewellery: bracelets, necklaces, and large earrings.'
You don't see as bracelets materialise on either wrist, and two necklaces form - nestling between your now-larger, former boobs. Large hoop earrings appear in your newly-pierced ears.
Question 17: If you were a girl, what would your figure and looks be like?
Of course, you continue the sexy-girl trend: 'I would have a profound hourglass figure - large boobs, narrow waist, wide hips and a large butt. I would have long, slender, feminine legs. My face would look gorgeously pretty, sexy, and cute'.
Your body shifted at your writing, and you feel as if you're sitting on a pillow.
Question 18: How much makeup would you wear?
'I would apply a full face of makeup every single day: lipstick, eyeshadow, eyeliner, mascara, blush, and all other types of makeup'
You giggle again, thinking about how hot girls looked with heavy makeup. You realise, though, that the look can often be unappealing if not done well, so you add, 'I would be an expert at applying all these kinds of makeup, so would always apply makeup tastefully and gorgeously - avoiding caking it on. I would primp and touch up my makeup often throughout the day, and sometimes even reapply it entirely to keep myself pretty all day'.
Question 19: If you were a girl, how would your posture be - standing, walking, etc.?
You think about how sexy girls looked when they turned on the charm and wiggled their butts. You respond, 'I would always sit and stand in a provocative way, emphasising my feminine assets. I would walk slowly and sexily, one foot directly in front of the other, shaking my hips. I would be unable to run.'
Question 20: On a scale of 1 (stupid) to 10, how smart would you be? How intelligently would you act?
'2.' you write.
In some ways, clueless, helpless girls were so much more appealing. Besides, most of the girls in your class seemed quite dumb anyway - giggling and gossiping.
'I would be knowledgeable about makeup, clothes, beauty, etc., but otherwise would be a stereotypical, pretty dumb blonde.'
At the last, conclusive full stop, the entire thing went blank, and this simple sentence was printed on the page in its place: 'Enjoy your new life.'