In minutes, Jeff becomes a big, very hairy, fully bearded Bear of about 40. Jeff is exceedingly handsome despite his bulk. With his dark full black beard that has sprinkles of silver here and there in it and his soft friendly blue eyes beneath his bushy monobrow, Jeff makes women and some men take notice. Jeff has teeth as white and straight as they can be after years of orthodonture. Jeff he shows them frequently with an easy and natural smile. Jeff has never taken advantage of his good looks, not because he's stupid (though that would be a major problem in utilizing his advantage) but because Jeff is a genuinely good man.
Because of the settings, poor Jeff, has a room temperature IQ... OK, 99 is room temperature in the middle of summer, but he's still not going to be unifying fields in theory or practice for awhile.
Jeff is big, muscled, a bit on the chubby side and hairy all over. Jeff likes his fur and likes being well hung. When really smart guys make fun of him, all he has to do is remind them that he's very well hung and it sort of takes the sting out of their words. Jeff stands before the mirror completely naked and unfortunately, being a bit dim, he doesn't think too deeply about the other options available on the screen after the transformation became complete; but hey it's what he wanted.
Jeff is at least smart enough to realize that the clothes on the chair will fit him and do belong to him. Giving them a cursory sniff, he puts them on.
Soon, the big guy is wearing a worn pair of jeans, a T-shirt with a big grizzly bear on it, tennis shoes and a baseball cap with "Grrrrr..." emblazoned across the front above the brim.
Jeff tightens his worn brown belt and checks his wallet. His ID card and monthly bus pass are inside with $50 for the weekend. Jeff remembers that he had his driver's license confiscated because he did a truly stupid thing by driving down a one way street the wrong way and almost getting into a head-on collision.
Jeff will be using mass transit for awhile.
Still, because he's simpler than he was, Jeff has a happy go lucky attitude toward life and the greater problems of the universe do not trouble his mind. Jeff is a good guy and kindly. Animals love him almost upon meeting him. He's a gentle giant who needs a really smart and loving keeper to prevent him from blundering into trouble.
Jeff is amiable and can follow simple directions at work. Jeff is happy because today is Saturday and he doesn't have to go to work today.
Today, he's going to the mall to meet some friends he can relate to.
Jeff puts his wallet back in his hip pocket and heads out the door, completely forgetting about the Chron… the Chron… the machine that changes stuff. Checking his watch, Jeff is more concerned about the number 5A bus that will be by soon at the stop on the corner to pick him up and take him to the mall.