I stopped tickling Officer Butz and put her shoes back on. Then I looked out to the audience and I suddenly had an idea. I said to the crowd, "I need a volunteer please."
A girl about the age of 17 raised her hand along with a few others. I called the girl up and I asked her name. She said her name was Catie. I took Officer Butz's two Hale's out and I put Catie into the box. I quickly sawed her in half and removed Catie's parts. Now for the fun. I took Catie's torso and put it on Officer Butz's legs and Officer Butz's torso went on Catie's legs. They both looked at each other in shock.
"Anyone else want to volunteer?" I asked the audience. A nerdy girl about Catie's age raised her hand. When she came up, she said to me, "Catie always had better legs than me, can I have hers?"
I smiled and sawed the girl in half. I took Catie's legs from Officer Butz and traded them with the girl. Ohhh, this was going to be fun!