"None of those wishes you granted worked out at all you cheat!" said some guy wielding a lamp billowing out smoke that was forming a genie.
after a small sigh Alibaba the genie said "...Well I am a genie... I got all the power in the universe and I can't use it myself so I feel some amount of anger towards those who wield my power for their own purposes, and I became great at finding loopholes... So yeah I'm a genie and you have to be very careful with your wording or i will twist whatever you wished for into something you don't want."
The guy said "Ok then... I wish that women would be attracted to me forever!"
Alibaba sighed and said "You learned nothing have you?... Ok have a fun time being a baby for all eternity. The universe will shift you around women whenever you grow into a tot and... you know have a happy eternity..." Alibaba granted the wish and Alibaba sank back into his lamp which disappeared and reappeared in some random location waiting for it to be found.
Alibaba sank into the lamp and just kept on thinking to himself. He was still angry at the universe for putting him in this prison for all eternity, but his twisting of the wishes of mortals has just been getting boring. He had seen mortals do interesting things and create amazing chains of events and they had fascinated Alibaba whenever he saw them. He decided to make a small promise for himself. The next person who picked up his lamp wouldn't have their wishes twisted into curses, and instead the person would get exactly what they wanted but not immediately. The wish would be granted through a series of smaller changes. The lamp started to rumble and Alibaba started to vent out of the lamp to see his next master who was...