You look at the black furred figure in awe. You can't get over his appearance, its straight out of legend! Well, aside for the paws and digitigrade legs...and the tail. But still. Here he was, the Egyptian god of the underworld himself!
"Pp-price?" You stammer.
"Well, price is subjective. You see, I am rather lonely. I want...a bride." He smirked at you. "And you have conveniently wandered into my tomb. Yes...I think you will make an excellent bride for me! Of course, that ratty human body will never do for the wife of a god such as myself, and we'll also need to do something with your friends. Hmmm...I could always use some more pets..."
Your jaw drops.