You decide you shouldn't let this happen and quickly say "I just remembered I'm running out of bras." Gene looks slightly disappointed, but understands (though not in the same way you do) and gets up. "You're lucky with breasts like yours, you know. I wish I was more feminine from the waist up, at least more feminine than my boyfriend."
This awkward statement makes you think. Is it really fair for you to keep him like this? Before you can think about it more, you enter the bra section. Gene walks over to a female employee and asks "could you help my boyfriend with finding a new bra?" You follow Gene and say "yeah, it's been a while, I forgot what my size is..."
Gene, being all snarky, says "Men, right?" to the girl, and she giggles. "Are they making fun of me," you wonder. "I've never seen a guy with breasts before, so I'm not sure if I can help," the girl says. You decide to have a little bit of fun and shine the blue light on the girl's body, quickly turning her into a man. You dodge the breasts, though, keeping those perfectly intact. "Sorry, what did you say," you ask. With a much more masculine voice, the employee replies "I said that you're lucky I'm a guy with breasts too. I don't see those too often here."
Deciding to play around even more, you put the light on its most neutral setting on the employee's crotch. Putting it back in your pocket, you say "Guys with breasts for the win, right?" and wink. The employee, with their decently sized boobs, masculine appearance and no genitals, replies "I'm... not really a guy, though."
"Oh, I am so sorry," you say, putting your hand in front of your mouth. "It's alright," the employee replies, "people make that mistake a lot. I don't really have a gender."
This is interesting, you think, as the employee grabs a measuring tape and wraps it around your breasts. "Alright, I got your size," she says, "These are the ones you can pick between."