Since I don't believe you, dork, I pick both.
Bad choice, Jenny! You love your hair, don't you. So what if i take that away! First, for your transformation, Your hair will literally morph into an "inflatable afro" Ha ha, I'm laughing just thinking about it. So, your new hair will be like just like a balloon, and will have a valve for blowing on the back. No matter how hard you try, you will be unable to remove or damage your hair in any way.
Your "hair" will slowly deflate over the course of the day, along with your self-esteem. The only way to inflate yourself back up is by having someone blow into the valve, and as such, you will no longer get pleasure by having sex, instead you will only get it by having someone inflate your hair.
Oh, Please! do you really think that this would happen to me!
I'm not even done yet! for your rudeness, Your dare will be to permanently talk like a southern black bimbo. Any attempts to change your voice will result in your accent becoming even more intense. The best part is that everybody will think that this is perfectly normal. Have fun, Jenny-Pie!
With that, Jen hung up the phone and wondered about the call. The whole curse was strange and absurd, but Jen still worried that it would happen, but quickly dismissed those fears away and went back to getting dressed.
Suddenly, Jen felt a strange sensation on her head...