As if from a loudspeaker, one man in the audience yelled, "He should make a fine buck Goat, and I will buy him to be the sire on my farm!"
"Yes, we have a suggestion and an offer to purchase," Madame said she smiling and planning her next moves.
"Hey Lady, if he becomes a goat, have him be then a large body tall buck, so he can mate with sick'o women...," A young male voice said from the audience.
"Sick minded women, as if you might be including me per-say?" Madame chided the heckler. She reaching her left arm out and hand with only the index finger pointing as wavering it until somehow she located her heckler.
"You there, row 19 seat 42, with the name of Douglas, the same first name as is my volunteer, how nice. I command the devils from down Zepar's realm to do my dealing and have them visit upon seat sitter 19 row 42, my then young 20 yea old Douglas Pyle become a Beetle breed large buck goat and when an animal, he I shall give to Circe's house of ill repute as a teaser buck." Madame said, as from in the audience there was a scream and many people seated close to Doug Pyle all moved further away.
"And now to Doug the daring one up on stage, what breed of goat should you be..." Madame asked, she looking toward her audience and not at the cringing form of Doug waiting for his doom.
"If I buy him, I need a Boer breed of A BUCK if you please!" Yelled the man suggesting, and wanting to buy the finished buck goat.
"Make him a satyr goat and give him to me as my lover," a faintly womanly voice said from down front as close to the stage stairs.
"What, me give away sound animal flesh and not make a profit, no, no dear no, but if you feel a great need for want of a lusty lover, I am more than willing to have you come up on stage and be changed with Doug, he a buck and you a doe that he would f... fornicate with great pleasure." Madame offered, as the deal in her mind was for selling a fine big male goat and then add to the value a healthy, horny, doe goat too...!