Dave decides to try out his newly acquired hardware on the conveniently placed house plant in the corner of the room. As he begins to thrust his manhood into the dirt, suddenly he feels a strange sensation, as his weight is increased evenn more, to the point where he is now larger than the plant.
The plant yelped! Keith, who had died many years earlier, had turned himself into a house plant to make thousands of dollars off a record he dropped back in the 80s. Sadly, Keith didn't know how to stop being a house plant, until fat Dave waddled over and slammed Keith in his roots. Keith came back to life now and stabbed Dave in his fat belly, covering the entire house with Dave's disgusting bile. Keith casually called his agent and told him he was ready to collect...