Question 10: If you were a girl… would you be a ditz?
Although you certainly wouldn’t want to be, you admit to yourself that most of the girls in your class, especially the pretty ones, were not particularly bright. You write, “Yes.”
Almost as an afterthought, you add, ”I would be a total ditz.”
Question 11: If you were a girl… would you wear skirts and/or dresses?
Strangely, you find yourself giggling at the question. Shrugging off your odd behaviour, you consider that skirts and dresses were a staple for the stereotypical girl. “Yes. In fact, I would never wear pants or shorts.”
Question 12: If you were a girl… how short would your skirts and/or dresses be?
You giggle again as you write, “Totally short.”
Question 13: If you were a girl… would you wear paint your nails?
Thinking how most girls wore nail polish, you write, “Every day.”
Question 14: If you were a girl… would you be into guys?
You think this was a no-brainer; you were a straight guy, so of course you’d be a straight girl. “Yes.”
Question 15: If you were a girl… how tall would you be?
You think that if, as a girl, you wore high heels, then you’d have to be relatively short to counteract that; most girls were shorter than guys. You settle for a round number, “5 feet 0 inches, but I always wear at least 4-inch high heels.”
Question 16: If you were a girl… how big would your breasts be?
You giggle and write “E-cup, and very perky”. Not fully familiar with bra sizes, you don’t realise how large that actually is.
Question 17: If you were a girl… what would your figure be like?
“A slim, lithe, hourglass figure”
Question 18: If you were a girl… how feminine would you be?
Thinking about how most hot girls were, you write, “Totally. I would walk like a runway model, and dress and act very feminine.”
Question 19: If you were a girl… would you be slutty?
You are annoyed to find yourself giggling again. Knowing how much of a tease some girls you knew were, you answer, “I’d be a total slutty tease”
Question 20: If you were a girl… what would your name be?
Unable to think of anything, you jokingly write, “Candi”
Suddenly, the questionnaire went blank. Slowly, horrifiedly, you look down at your new, transformed body with a horrible sense of realisation.