Bing. Wake up.
Chad sat up in bed. He reviewed his schedule for the day. Empty coolant, daily cleaning, refill/breakfast. Report to natatorium for water polo practice. He got out of bed and headed for the bathroom. He knew where it was, but somehow everything was different. He pulled his penis out of his Speedo, and noticed the pubes were black and that a brown foreskin now covered his penis. A clear stream of liquid shot out of his penis into the toilet. A voice in his head said, "Tint yellow." He felt a diode light up and the stream of liquid turned yellow. He flushed and walked over to the mirror to brush his teeth. Johnny Sako's face stared back. Chad brushed his teeth, and then climbed in the shower. He washed the body and the Speedo without removing the Speedo. He knew he had to keep the suit on because his systems were still updating. He walked over to the computer on the desk next to the bed, after toweling himself dry. He saw the lightning wire there, and plugged it into the opening inside his suit. The files flashed on the screen. Chad saw that he had been converted to an android over six weeks ago, when his team had beaten Johnny's team and Johnny had given him his Speedo. The suit had been filled with nanobots just before Johnny gave it to Chad. As tradition called, Chad had worn his trophy Speedo home infesting his body with nanobots that first converted him into an android with his mind and memory reduced to software in the new android body operating system. Then the conversion last night into Johnny's custom Speedo. Haha, Johnny had put on the suit without deactivating the nanobots, and now his body was in process to full conversion into an android. Since Chad was already processed, he became the default operating system. The Speedo and the android were one unit, as Johnny's remaining human features were integrated into his new android system.
"Time for a role reversal, Johnny," said Chad happily typing into the keyboard.